Friday, March 26, 2010

who knew a question of "how-to" could spur this huh?

What a funny world we live in! I have so many things to say about what I found to be the top searched keywords following "how to" on google that I am having trouble even starting with a clear point.

Here's how I got here ...
   my mind was wandering, watching some project runway and flipping through some saved web pages
          I thought "hmm what else do I want to do?"
                  checked out an interior design site to see if there were any striking inspirations, none immediately
                             next, "I think I want to learn a new how-to"
                                    open new window - google - type - h o w t o
                                          let out a little chuckle (alone in my living room)
                                                open new post, "others have to know about this list as well"
This list not only posses many striking questions about our culture but could also work as a guide. Through reading up on these top 10 how to's you could actually journey through a major part of one's lifetime. Doesn't that make you want to start googling?!? 

Let's start the journey...
It is hard to decide if you'd want to check how to solve a rubix cube or how to get a girl to like you first, I guess it depends on your speed of maturity. I am going to go with the rubix cube first quickly followed by showing off that skill and using it to get the girl to like you. That would mean the next important question would be how to kiss so once you've got her on the hook you can impress her. For some, how to lose 10 pounds in a week might come next. My own side note, she/he already finds you attractive so don't stress it too much.

Following your night full of kissing, might come how to tie a tie so you can sport it on your next big date. For others that might fall after you have mastered how to write a resume. Sadly I do know some men who wouldn't rock the tie for much else.

Now that you've got the job you quickly need to brush up on how to download youtube videos so that you'll be up on all the hottest viral videos to chat about around the water cooler. I mean how could we live without knowing what that poor kid David felt like after the dentist? If you don't know what I'm talking about I know where you can find a good how-to.

You've got the job probably working on a house, next comes baby in the baby carriage, so be sure and check out how to get pregnant. Now you have an adorable little one to show for all your how to'ing (if you need a birth announcement I know girl). Alright now it might be time to visit the how to lose weight fast, but stay healthy!

Alright how was the journey for you? Oh we've missed a step, no I just saved the best for last! Now it is time for you to learn how to make a website so that when your mind is wandering you can not only feel silly in your own living room, you can share it with the whole world. Well I might be getting a little big for my britches, I do know the whole world won't be stopping by anytime soon.



1 comment:

  1. This is choice! How did anyone know what to do before the internet? Great post.